Since when do Guardians work at Coffee Shops?
Also, if you're serious about the resume, you should be more specific on the address, positions, and if the pay comes out to Canadian or U.S. dollars.
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I can't be busy with Mainframe shit all the time. It's either the coffee shop (aka Dot's) or working on my rad red car.
And I'm not serious about it, since most users probably won't get hired due to lack of boobs.
And I'm not joking, either.
Well, I DO have man boobs, do they count?
Maybe if you wear a low-cut top, we'll see.
Aw, I'd totally become a transsexual for you...possibly.
Hope you finally get some decent English speaking co-workers! :D
my teets are amazing, where do I sign up
Well, now we know how a certain Mod got her OTHER job. :D
umm, well, i could bribe your boss with a keg of beer... but i dont like coffee all that much... well, do you want a keg of beer jade? you just pay for shipping & handling
Protip: He likes Johnny Walker.
Holy Shit! you've gone blue! D:
hey show us your face.
I wish I was a pro mtg player T_T
I would call sexual harassment on the boss for excluding male employees, but then again, if I was the head of a coffee shop whose waitresses and employees were women, AND if I was single, (based upon your description of him) ill probably trash all male resumes as well....
So, instead, I will just grab this bag of chips and watch TV.
He hired his cousin (male) and the brother of a former employee as a favour to her.
He does hire them, but like, unless it's family or as a hueg huge favour.
I love you.
orly
Every guy wants to get laid. Every girl knows that. But everyone pretends there's more to Life than that.
Perhaps there is..... maybe.
Who knows.
Where the fucks my sandwich?
I'm making it.
well, I don't live anywhere near vancouver, nor am I the correct gender (but I do have small moobs), so I'm not applying for a job at yours.
sorry!
You're bald.
*Sends in resume, highlights are:*
- Bites dust for a job (2 years)
- Has tits (kept in storage for when needed)
- Can do the monkey AND the running man (at the same time.)
- At College (No i dont sleep in and smoke lots of weed, thats my TWIN brother, i swear!)
- Can serve a mean cup of joe (And by 'joe' i mean 'shut the fuck up')
- Will work for food
- Will work for scraps
-... Will work for dust.
"Dust, anyone?"
hey Jade... while you're getting Poozy's... get me a BLT with Cheese and a pepsi... there's a tip in it for ya
I have man boobs, is that good enough?
I also hate people that do nothing around the workplace. Of course I seem to apply in places I grow tired of in 6 months. So, I am no longer at dollarama, but there is a Boston Pizza opening near by. I could be fucking Iron chef Todd.
Also, jade rox
Onett
*sends in resume*
JadeTheAssassin
hehehe.
it's gonna get tossed because my boss likes to work with girls.