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JadeTheAssassin
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Age 36, Female

Mrs. DevourerJay

Vancouver

Joined on 4/5/04

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Comments

Lindsey Lohen much. WATCH OUT, SHE'S GOT COCAINE UP HER ASS!!!

I wish.
Actually, no. I rather not be Firecrotch. kthx.

You don't look like a mod. You need to shave your head and grow a beard.

Gorillas going through PMS.

hawt

Dayum.

I DEMAND ASS

I THINK I SEE A BOOB - QUICK

*fap *fap *fap *fap

but rly, nice sunglasses :D

Thanks. They are nice sunglasses. :) I got them for $4.00.

Take back what you said about wanting to be thin like me. You are! Sexy picture :)

Aw you. *blush*

i spy a break-up?

also, i can never find sunglasses i like. i'd want cop-shades/aviators, but all the ones i find are made of aluminum and would be crushed into oblivion by my fat ass if i were to get em. >_>

LETS GO RAID MILITARY BASES lullz

What did you do to Fyndir...?

You should be looking more gruff. Like a Mod should.

I feel like saying something like "domestic situation", but I would probably see it later as being rather stupid and would regret it later on.

Besides from the fact I don't believe this exchange, I'll choose to ignore that I don't believe it for more than 2 seconds and use this space to propose to Jade. *_^

lol... a joke right?.. right? >.>;

Woah! ...... You kinda look like Neph. :O

And yeah, I also have to keep reminding myself that you're a Mod. Cause I keep forgetting..... That's not an isult, BTW. :)

$4 for those sunglasses? That's a steal.

And I'd like to see a picture which involves your mad sandwich-making skills in action. Text just doesn't do the job for me.

Omg Jade im jealous of your happiness!

Er......

Talk about an awkward series of comments.

Joking im happy with my life! I got a sweet girlfriend named Carol she is so sweet! and i love her very much! So im not Jealous of anyone!

Wow...your friggin hot! lmao You know I was making a game about newgrounds with all the mods and admins and famous users as bosses and I orgnially thought you were a *gasp* guy! Back in June was when I discovered you were really a girl.

Btw out of randomness what happened to maus? Is it true she stopped coming to newgrounds?

The exploding screen would be worth a look at that fine ass of yours.

you are hawt *drools* just ignore me, desperate tween