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Thank you for ending the Harry potter thread.

Did you mean sammich?

You don't have skills until you can set a sandwich on fire and not have any black spots on it.

What's the point of setting a sandwich on fire unless you like it extra crispy?
:/

Make me a sammich! ...... Cause I bet you make them with love. :)

I'd make you a sammich with love, Monocrom.

Unless I'm overloaded with orders, then I get mad. :P

Hmmm..... Yeah..... I think I'll pass on the sammich made with bitterness & hate. :P

Thank you for ruining a good sexist joke before it's even said.

What joke? :/

Wish I could see those mad skills. But I don't think I'll be able to visit Canuckistan anytime soon. D:

I'll send you a sammich, no worry.
Although it may not be edible. :(

I'd rather you made me a life changing event. Please? *_* Work that magic!

Life changing event being that we fall in love?
Awww, Sarai. <3

Did you level up already?

I got +13 cookie making points after I leveled up.

But I tagged the baking skill at the beginning of the game.

I managed to level up--took me almost a year to go up, but yeah!
I tagged the cashier skills at the beginning.

animehater means the joke about how girls aren't good for much except a handful of things..... like making men a sammich.

What a silly sexist bastard he is! :)

Wait till you reach level 40 Barista. Three words.

MIlk Foam Master

You have a long way to go young Padawan.

Oh god, I can't wait.
I'll cum all over the touch screen...
wait...

:/

POS actually stands for PENIS ON STERNUM. Contrary to popular belief, indeed.

X-Naut - I'll have you know, I have Canuckistan copyrighted.

But..
there's a user on Snopes with the username Canuckistan.

I'M SO CONFUSED.

You realize that your boss told <better worker than you> the exist same thing to boost morale and work ethic. He really despises you both and is searching desperately for your replacement.

I assume.

He sure is desperately searching for someone to replace me during the week, since there will be 2 people, myself included, working for him in a 12 hour window.

And I don't think his English is that good that he'll tell everyone that they make good sandwiches just to boost everyone's morale and to make them stay.

Just because I enjoy sexist jokes doesn't mean I'm a bastard!

good good... NAO WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN??? D:

also, concerning me looking up scotland - i've endured enoughy ears of geography and common sense to know where scotland is - im not retarded :P that, and i've seen trainspotting :3

people are in love with sandwhiches these days.

Wow this made my day. Brilliant just splendid.

Camilla Parkerbouls is a WHORE.

Yes, I know.

Time for a new blog entry.

I'll think of something soon.

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