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JadeTheAssassin
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Age 36, Female

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damn you :P

Whoa slow down stinky butt.

pft, afaik I haven't farted at all tonight.

Just needing to pee.
Again.

Whoa slow down stinky vagina.

Hey, just because my period's winding down doesn't mean we need to get into name calling, bub.

Happy Birthday. It's good you had fun.

Do you do Barista art? ...Seeing how you're a Barista.

I sadly don't do latte art. Too much in a rush to do that kind of thing, although it's something I want to do.

imma have to drop by next year.

funfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Even though you're no longer a teenager, can I still call you adorable? :)

anything to keep me from feeling old. :)

Calm down Jade, your as drunk as a skunk.

Also, cyber sex please?

Correction: was, and not really.

And no.

lol yea i like some strongbow now and again.
good stuff...

I remember--I actually had two pints of it.

Was the hangover the equivalent of having a hammer thrown at your face?

Nope. I had about 7 hours of sleep, 2 hours prior to sleeping of me just lying on my bed all sprawled out.

I'm shaking like someone suffering from Parkinson's, though. The back of my neck is vibrating, and making my head shake.

Really weird.

I'm curious as to what a Jagerbomb and a Irish car bomb is(Yes I realize they're drinks).

Jagerbomb is a glass of Red Bull with a shot of Jagermeister dropped into the glass, then chugged.

Irish Car Bomb is a pint of Guinness with a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream dropped into it, then chugged back.

HAPPY BIRTDAY YAY.

whos most likely to become an alcoholic? ( puppy playing voice) you are, yoouu are, yes you are

Not I, not I, not I.

Happy Birthday Jade. :D x

HEY JADE U R SO AWESOME AND KEWL!!!!

HEY SEVEN U R SEW AHWESUM & KEWL

No Birthday podcast?? :(

Show off your Birthday gifts!

not really, I kind of sobered up for the most part when I got home.

And uh... no. :P

well, i wished you happy birthday on the thread, but.. happy bday jade.

and next year you gotta go over the top!

Thank you.

And probably not. :/

What do you mean, "no??"

It's not like I'm asking you to post bobs. ~_^

cuzzzzz.

It's either booze, a virtual pet, temp tattoos, a Gundum model, or manga/comics. :P

Jagerbomb's are funny because you feel like screaming and running and mile or doing something else that requires a lot of energy.

Also happy belated birthday. Mine is tomorrow. :D

I didn't. The caffeine in energy drinks does nothing anymore.

And happy early birthday.

Oh Jade, you and your booze.... :P

I got it all from my brother and his gf. And my coworker. :P

how about a gundam model while drinking Bacardi 151?? now THATS a party ;)

I'm not much of a rum fan.

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