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Calm before the storm

MORE JADE TO COME, WITH HEAVY WINDS AND RAINS. HOLY TITS. HEAD FOR SHELTER.

OH NOEZ.

Looks even better now that it's coloured.

I agree. It turned out a lot better than I thought it would. Especially with the background.

Hmmmm,how strange.

Whats the point of that drawing wearing those"things" If they dont cover her.

Electrical tape.

And what's a bikini if it barely leaves anything to the imagination?

Wow, you're lesbian aren't you?

Then I guess Michaelangelo was gay for doing the Statue of David.

You have mad logic skills.

Sadly, I live in a low Jade zone, so I think I am going to get heavy showers of jade from 5 to 10.

BAHAHA.

Crimson rain.

Everybody loves a little hentai here and there.

Even the mods.

I -draw- my own porn.

Ah, ever man's greatest fantasy...... A hot chick who can't talk. :D

Nice one, Sweetie. ;)

bwahahaha.

Electrical tape is fun, but painful.

HEY I KNOW THAT SONG

DO YOU?

Id draw my own porn but i gots no artistic skills.

Also thanks for not banning me the most like you did in the past!.

Now thats bbm's jobs apparently or Canas.

lolok.

You met the singer?

Did he try to take advantage of you? :P

Yeah. We met when he was dishing out merch and autographing stuff. He's more my bro's acquaintance and such.

And lol. No advantage was taken, since he's got something like 20 years on me. :P

arrgghh! my ears.

Also boners*

:D

Your ears orgasmed.

Damn it! And here I am stockpiling goods for the storm...that b*tch better be back...

WHOOSH.

My home......... destroyed by the storm :(

Sorry about the crimson rain. :(

Slut....

Whom

Storm Jadesabitch may have gone for now, but what will we do when StormCryogensadick comes to fruition?

BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENING, CLEO. IT'S HAPPENING MORE THAN YOU KNOW.

I'm sorry, I just watched Clone High and I think I ran out of one-liners.

god, Clone High was awesome.

Nope it's just the beginning

Video needs more maple syrup or bagged milk. Honestly, how am I gonna get my kicks if you canadians don't conform to sterotypes?

Thank you for a laugh: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/916854">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 16854</a>

Love that song. Plus they're Canadian, so that's a bonus in my book.

You draw very well, but that tape's gotta hurt coming off! D=>

:D:D

Thank you, and I'm more than aware. ;)

You should use Painter's tape next time, Sweetie.

It doesn't hurt as much as other types of tape. :)

Pain for pleasure. ;)

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