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JadeTheAssassin
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Age 35, Female

Mrs. DevourerJay

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Aww Da Cuteness. :)

:)

I'd do anything to go back a few months and relive that entire stay for the rest of my life.

Don't worry, Sweetie.
You'll see your favorite Teddy Bear again. ;)

:)

I wanna.

I could go for a nap right now...

Me too.

Aww, that's a nice picture. :D

Please, can we talk about this millenia long digestion thing? I don't feel comfortable with the idea. Can I just go? I have exams to fail. D:

No.

You stay in my tummy.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

:D:D:D

:)

nice drawing, and nice ass

rofl.

THANK YOU.

There's nowhere I'd love to be than lying in bed on a cold night, a hot cup of tea on my nightstand, and a book in my hand.

That just puts me to sleep.

Not that that's a bad thing, it's just that whenever I go up to my room to read for a bit, I get extremely drowsy.

Id hit that.

...where's the coke stain?

Anyway, nice drawing. I used to have some sort of artistic talent, but it's lost. At least you still got yours, as I see when I look over some of your other drawings.

I too wish I could go back in time....

It sucks being grown up. You hardly have anything to look forward to. When you're a kid, you have so much to look forward to...weekends, holidays, summer, winter, etc. I miss those days....

It's currently under her knee.

And this would have taken place like, 2 months ago, lol.

Oh...OK. :'(

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD THIS BURNS, AAAAAAAAHAAAAAAH...

*repeat until end of millenia/death*

*tummy gurgles*
Ahh, a good meal.

I miss my giant-chunk of a bed, it broke! :(

Mine is still going strong. :D

Somebody's going to become an artist. Get off of my lawn!

Not i.

Still Jade, doesn't matter if it's 2 months, weeks, years....

I'd give almost anything to go back 2 months, back to when I was still with her...It's been a month and a half since she broke up with me.

If you do find a way to go back, contact me. I'd like to make the trip as well....

if only I could turn back time,
if only I had said what I .....something,
if only i could turn back time,
i could have stayed for the night.
if only i could.

That was a fucking good song from Aqua.

Your penchant for sexy drawings should very much extend to squshing me with your sexy figure. Thin is not always sexy, you're a lovely looking girl in many photos :P

*squishes you with my massiveness*

This is what you wanted, right? :P

I may like the picture, but I hate you and your superior drawing skills.

:c

Don't be hatin', it's taken years. :P

You're not 'massive'.

:p

My boobs and butt are.

Much to Fyndir's joy.

:D

I think Fyndir likes you for more than just your bobs and ass...... I hear you've got mad sammich-making skills. W00t!

Woo!

No worries, Fyndir. I'll admit that Uber also has a reputation for fine sammich-making ability...... along with nice bobs and ass. :P

he's got coffee skills.

your avatar is great, and that picture is awesome, you just keep getting better.

Thanks, sug. :)

MAYBE I BEAT YOU FOR YOUR JOB, HAHA.

Unlikely. <3

:)

No Sweetie, not like you. You know I'm not sexist. I likes all the ladies..... Especially adorable ones named Jade.

Much <3

^-^

<3

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