my lovely son with devourerjay is 2 weeks old as of today
what is this sleep people speak of?
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Lol, I've heard this familiar tune before. Many of my friends and family have started their own families over the past few years and they all say something similar.
Average amount of sleep for a newborn: About 16 hours (when they're not crying for eight hours)
Average amount of sleep for a newborn's parents: HAHA yeah, sleep, that's a good one.
Anyway, 'grats on the kid. Good luck! :D
thankfully he's doing better :) while he sleeps, i can't, so oh well. and thank you :)
4 months??? Does that mean sleep has started to slowly make a come back?
yes, thank god. its glorious.
based by when I seen this, he is probabloy a lot older now.
yup, almost 4 months :)
This is the first I've heard of this!
I'm glad to hear you're having an epic life, LadyAssassin!
many thank yous, good sir. :)
how is life
does that mean you had sex
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I think I have diabetes now, congrats though! :)
lol thanks :)
Given how adorable the mother is, I don't think I want to see the baby. My brain would literally melt from the cute overload.
I thought I would be the one.
Congrats! Hope he came out healthy :)
I slept in until 2pm today.
he did. stfu lol
I hadn't even considered that. Maybe it's for the best, then.
You should consider buying a camera.
I've learned from the past that you don't post your kids' baby pictures on NG unless you really want to get pissed off and incredibly upset at how cruel people can be.
What does it look like?
he is the epitome of cute
Mine didn't sleep through the night for the first time until he was 14 months old. He was collicky and jaundicy and cried constantly. But now he is 12 and is a good kid who doesn't ever cause trouble and does well in school. So I will gladly trade horrible baby days for good kid days. (Right now he is thanking me for making him casserole.) My best friend's baby slept through the night from the moment she brought him home from the hospital. JEALOUS.
He's starting to get better now. Ish.
But poor SevenSeizeson D: but awwwww, sounds like he's a treasure :)
And wtf D: so jealous. I've been having hallucinations that I lose the baby in my blanket D:
Oh wow congrats on the bundle of joy whats his name
3 weeks next week
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