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went through the body scanner

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - June 22nd, 2011


pervy old women sent me through the body scanner at DIA.

fun times.


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I barely missed it at MIA last week. Everyone in my line was going through it and then they got to me and just as I was walking towards it they turned it off and sent me through the metal detector. I had to walk through one at FLL last month but it was the only time I had to do it.

A great prank would be for a woman to wear a really realistic strap-on. That'll get the TSA laughing.

that would have been an awesome idea with the strap-on.

the body scanner wasn't as big a deal as i thought it would be. lots of people in my line and a neighbour line were going through it, so neh. took less than 10 seconds and i was out of there and putting my shoes back on.

my dad barely missed going through it, too, when he flew out of LAX (I think it was LAX) one time.

Happy birthday my lovey!! <3

thank you handsome <33333

I for one love opportunities for people to look at my penis without risk of premature ejaculation and the scanners are one of only, like, 3 ways to do that.

i told my brothers that next time, i'd wear a strap on. :D

I'd like to send a body scanner through a body scanner.

It's my fetish.

You participated in the creation of the legendary Dick Neck: Origins?
You, madam, are a true hero.

Also that was actually me in an old woman costume I got at Wal-Mart sorry.

i just did some artwork for the end credits.

Hey. Hi.

hi?

lol

NO YOU

you need a new post...

i dunno what to make a new news post of.

Woooh DENVER! thats where i am

Woooh DENVER! thats where i am