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in vancouver again

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - January 21st, 2011


greyhound buses were ripe with wtf on my way down from denver.

such as an old guy getting on (even though he had an empty booze bottle on) and apparently groping some young girls/bugging them and stealing their grandma's wallet, thereby getting cops on at the next stop and delaying my bus for an hour and a half.

then at salt lake city, there were cops aplenty. there was this black lady who had a big bottle of jack daniels with her and she left the station. there was also this girl who looked like a hooker on there (even though she had sweats, she had this sparkly lowcut tank top on. IN THE WINTER. wtf) and the popo was talking to her a lot.

then when we got to ogden, oregon, there was a guy on the bus who was apparently exposing himself on the bus, and was playing with himself in the bus depot prior to getting on. so he got off the bus and promptly got in the cop car, while about 4-5 other cop cars came by and were shooting the shit with another officer and looked through his shit.

and then a bus driver prior to ogden wouldn't let these two people on the bus because they didn't have an ADA number so their therapy dog couldn't get onto the bus, thereby leaving them in the cold. he was a bit of a dick--he complained the dog barked at him, but the dog looked like he could have been on painkillers since he was so placid and quiet. :/

tl;dr: lots of cops and weird people go on the greyhound, for many lulz.


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Welcome back to a real city.

lol silly matt.

the J in your name looks like..
well..

is it Doggy or Missionary?

i not sure this is real muy D:

Cops are always bad.

i guess?

Hunny... FUCK DA POHLICE <3

come back sooooon, i miss you

snort XD

I'll be back soon, love

It least you didn't get beheaded by a crazy Korean.

true

I'm gonna start making self-whoring vids on YT for many lulz...

wut?

on that thought... you should record your trip and shit

nah, everyone's so touchy when i travel. if i start filming people they'll kill me D:

= MuyBurrito

Changed my usual to DavidOfIsrael, then it got put to Rank#0 cause I broke the internet people.

ohhhh

Squirt squirt, drip drip, *choking noises*

shhhhhhhh

Totally random fucking question:

Have you ever been to a gynaecologist?

(No, I'm not implying anything, BTW.)

who wants to know?

and why?

Heheh. It is an odd, question, I know.

Basically, I was reading some medical journals, and one of the stories in them was about how girls as young as 13 are supposed to go get yearly check-ups, and yet hardly any of them do.

This thing's a european journal, and I was wondering if it's any different over in the US. Thing is, I have no business in either the US or a gynaecology suite, and... well, making a thread asking about this would only be multi-noobed to death by 13 year old boys. While I admittedly can't get away from the pseudo-creepy nature of the question itself, asking a few girls on their userpages instead at least avoids the inevitable pile of general forum dumbfuckery.

Of course, I wasn't expecting answers from everyone I asked (read: weird-ass question), so I won't think less of you if you'd rather keep it to yourself. Just wanted to compare results between what I got here and what happens over there, is all.

:X

ohhhh... hmmm.

to answer your question, yes, i've been. she's also my family doctor.
D:

Danke.
I.O.U one cookie. :)

i expect it soon.

and an overstuffed oreo, plz

Goryblizzard.

everybody hates buses.. VERMIN OF THE TRANSPORT INDUSTRY

i live in vancouver washington