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JadeTheAssassin

Age/Gender: 20, Female
Location: BC, Canadia
Job: Barista/Mod

Batgirl and Catwoman together in the throes of ecstacy. Mrow, all that PVC and masks, zomg. A bondage lover's dream.

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Entry #30

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JadeTheAssassin

I discovered so much this week NSFWNSFWNSFW

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Nov. 19, 2007 @ 3:20 AM EST

One-- the thought that I was a perfectionist/had a lot of patience was false. I tried doing machining this week, and I can not stand having to be so perfect, and that standing around waiting for a machine to do shit for me was boring as hell.

Two-- mango margaritas are beyond awesome, and combine my love of mango juice with my love of tequila.

Three-- lots of anger at school within my class, it seems. Wow. JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. :D

Four-- I can draw sex, and men who look like men. YAY. Not like that picture will be up here for a while, methinks. >_> <_<

Five-- Sailor Moon is still cool.

Six-- The more I exert myself walking up a hill to the bus stop (a daily occurance, it seems), my ankle hurts regardless of my shoes. I should check it out.

Seven-- I discovered how awesome Casablanca is, although I don't remember the ending of it.

Eight-- If I stop looking for things, or casually go "hmm, maybe it's in here", that I'll find it with no problem. Damn you, Stephen King/Iain Banks books. Always hiding on me, I'll find you.

Nine-- That we were able to play FM radio at work. I have not discovered how to accomplish this amazing feat. WOO, CBC Radio One.

Ten-- That Christmas is coming way too fast.

What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say that I'm not just another one of your plays? You're the pretender, what if I say I will never surrender.

And whenever I try to plan something, someone always comes along and i can't do it. Like, you know, listen to my MP3 player on my way home from work, and find people have come to pick me up, so I don't get to. Or like, other things, like having people over, so I can't shower because I hate having strangers over when I try to do stuff.

I'd have more facts, but I'm starting to sober up, and I don't need to be up early. Hm.

MOAR MARGARITA!

Best webcomic efvar. :D

This is dedicated to Monocrom, that wily bugger who wanted to see my man nude and with scat.

HERE YA GO!

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Updated: 11/19/07 1:41 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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Nov. 19, 2007 | 3:38 AM Monocrom says:

Aww..... drunken Jade. ^_^

Regarding #7:

She gets on the plane and leaves Bogart behind, after he tells her she has to get on the plane.

Nov. 19, 2007 | 4:10 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Aw Mono. :( I wanted to rewatch it. Serves me right for telling people. :P

"Mono, I believe this is the start of a beautiful friendship." Or something like that.


Nov. 19, 2007 | 7:12 PM Monocrom says:

I see you edited your Blog..... I was hoping for a scat-free pic.

Do I even want to know what's coming next??

Oh well, you're still adorable. That's all that counts. ;)
Much <3

Nov. 20, 2007 | 12:27 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Don't be sad, Mono. <3


Nov. 20, 2007 | 12:26 PM SevenSeize says:

Christmas is coming WAY too fast. Margaritas? Where?! :-)

Nov. 20, 2007 | 12:27 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

>_>

Pop by my house later, I'll whip you up one, or a few. :D <3


Nov. 20, 2007 | 3:58 PM Monocrom says:

I not be sad..... Just curious what you'll post for Christmas.

(I know it's a bit late for Thanksgiving).


Nov. 21, 2007 | 6:45 PM UberBarista says:

Share this!

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>_>

<_<

Nov. 22, 2007 | 12:45 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

You're just jealous I won't draw a nude picture of you. :P

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