Squirt squirt, drip drip, *choking noises*

and yes, ill NEVER let it down

I don't get it.

ahaaaaaaa

Marry me !! pls I need a mistress!!!

Sorry I apologize. Wrong msg. Pls delete the comment.

hi11

^ ^ ^
Comment deleted... oh wait... not my acct... XD

Silly Jade, girls don't toot. They just use the bathroom to reapply their make-up while gossiping with their friends.

Timmy Toot Toot.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what Im thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

im too much of a pussy to watch martyrs

You know what, It actually smells like a girl just farted in here >:C

Go for it.

What?

w00t? 1337?

Yes?
No?

You don't reply to comments now?!
I'll make you pay...
*farts*
oh yeah.... bean laden farts... beg for forgiveness

OH SHIT YOU LEVELED UP!!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Also...

Sex... y/n?

Level up.

Ew.

I'm back from Vegas, and I wants a hug!

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what Im thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Give you up. give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Fuck you guys, I'm not leveling up.

And tomorrow I will write a long comment on why I am better than you and everyone on this page

Also every time I see level 9 I think of a sp-ed kid

I'm standing right here. In your path.

You leveled, you are no longer my friend.

you leveled up...i don't remember you anymore.

Why Twilight is Better Than Everyone on This Page Including Jade, and a Select Few Others That Aren't Here but Usually Are and Need to Get Their Asses Over Here Because I Didn't Write This For Nothin'" by Twilight.

Twilight is more awesome than awesome, more cool than cool. Mad thal and you're not. But what makes Twilight so cool? Twilight can walk around with a gay book as a username and still nail 11 year olds. If you banged an 11 year old, it'd be rape. Statutory rape. You can brag about the millions of internet babes that you DON'T get and I'll have MaraWocky, the misunderstood hot 11 year old with double Ds that I just so happen to know in real life. But not really. If we were to meet, I'd fuck her brains out though.

FURTHER MORE, Twilight is an amazing singer. The voice of a million angels flowing through one throat and not in a sexual nasty deep throat way. One note makes deaf people hear. Two notes cure cancer. Three notes? Well, Twilight's never gotten that far :D What's that smell? Envy? Twilight loves green.

But then there's the loads of ass Twilight gets. Twilight has plowed more NGers, male and female, than Luis. From GoryBlizzard to TNT. EJR to Gagsy. David to GothClawz/Kagoe. And they all agree on one thing: It was hot. Hot bodies rubbing against each other in a desperate attempt to feel one another inside themselves. Hot. Very hot.

The amount of badassery is too much for words, but if Twilight asked a bunch of people "Hey, how badass am I?", adjectives would include: too, retardedly badass, amazingly badass, badassingly badass, intelligently badass, and my favorite, insinuous. Which is mad thal.

In conclusion, Twilight's mad thal is better, bigger, and more satisfying than your mad thal.

Thank you.

Fags.

P.S level 9 is gay

That's cool and all, Twilight, but you suck at giving advice.

If you go to a 13 year old for advice then you either suck at life or you're just too pathetic for anyone else's presence.

Oh my god! You finally leveled up!

[insert a comment about your level]

*pisses on lv8*

@_@
Yay you leveled up.
Twilight, go the fuck away.

I love you baby

I love to masturbate.

Holy ass, you leveled up after all this time! Level 9 club?

OH SHIT!!!!
RUN RUN!!!!
JADE HAS LEVELED UP ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!

Level up? Congrats.

Gotta toot...? Wait, what?!

RIP Jade

I just heard the news

It's sickening

why must the good die mid way through their periods

lmfao what

i can see your face

you're all "lolwut"

And now you're all "rofl"

rofl

wait you're dead, my bad

can you go to hell for making faces at tombstones?

tombstones are depressing

They should have rainbows on them

Dead people should be buried in pudding

or strawberry fields

forever

pokemon is gay

i lost my pokemon games

10 bucks missing was like "omg twilight spammed ur page"

and you were all ">:C what a fag"

but that's impossible

cause you're dead

rip jade to shreds

holy fuck 63?

stop tooting jade..

:CCCC

Poor Twilight. . . I think he just wanted to see if you were still active on NG, Sweetie.

Sort of like "accidentally" spilling a drink on a girl just to get her to talk to you at a Bar.

He likely didn't mean any harm.

. . . And he's not the only one who misses you. :'(

ffs i had to "spam" your page to get a reply and monocrom just comes in and says stuff and wow bro dude weak lame sickeningly gay in a weird way that is so not fair girlie pants.

Don't be mad, Twilight.

I just give better hugs than you do. ;)

I do fail at life.

Hugs indeed. :)

*hugs*

Twilight... you're as bad as SevKat on spamming...

queefs are not funny

babies come from there

twilight stop harassing jade ok..thats gothclawz job

pfft harassing?

it is a privilege for her to have me acknowledge her existence.

i still see gold aura > : (

Where have you been for the past while?

I'm on Missing's account right now, lol. HACKS!

I haven't been on a for a while because I just got better things to do right now, and I haven't really been interested in posting lately--pretty much sticking to games right now to amuse myself.

So yeah.

I'm with Missing atm, cool shit.

The above comment is a crock of shit.

I miss your being a mod.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TWILIGHT, YOU NEEDLEDICK!

JADETHEASSASIN 4EVER, BITCH!

Your job is outdated!

What happened, Jade?

EVERYONE LEAVE NEEDLEDICK ALONE!
HE IS MY SPECIAL PILLOW THAT I RAPE!

PS,
E-Harmony

blamingcrap has been bawing for like 3 hours already

Twilight says:
blamingcrap has been bawing for like 3 hours already.

Bahahahahahaha!

FUCK YOU ALL. LEAVE JADE ALONE!!!! LEAVE HER ALONE! HOW FUCKING DARE ANY OF YOU DO THIS TO HER- wait... who am I imitatin-

OH SHIT.

Quick, change you aura to Fab so you can still stand out.