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JadeTheAssassin

I'm so broken

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Sep. 4, 2009 @ 12:38 AM EDT

I just want to hide with a big bottle of painkiller and not come out of my hole till i get better.

My jaw keeps locking and feels like it keeps slipping out of its joint, as well as the fact that i clench my teeth a lot.

Both wrists are now braced since i got tendonitis in both of them. Going to the physio to see if there's anything i can do.

My knee hurts.

I keep getting burnt at school.

I got arc flashed yesterday at school.

My back keeps getting sore.

I'm so broken.

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47 Comments

Sep. 4, 2009 | 12:41 AM TehdePiss says:

TehDe goT dem mAGic liQuid plEasuREs yAEh no!?

Sep. 4, 2009 | 12:57 AM Sheizenhammer says:

This made me sad. :'(

What's wrong with you?

Sep. 4, 2009 | 5:53 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I'm just very broken.

Sep. 4, 2009 | 3:18 AM Phobotech says:

How do you keep getting burned at school repeatedly?

Sep. 4, 2009 | 5:54 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

When you're welding with a particular type of electrode (6010), it's known to be very heavy in splatter. So I got very very hot small metal pieces jumping up and burning through my coveralls.

And me forgetting that metal = hot.

Sep. 4, 2009 | 4:01 AM Monocrom says:

I'm sorry to hear that, Sweetie.

I'd suggest trying to see if you can get a prescription for morphine. It kills the pain, but highly addictive. It DOES come in pill form. Last time I ended up in the hospital, they pumped me full of the stuff. And I barely felt any results. Barely numbed the pain, hardly even made me drowsy. But that's just me.

If the pain is really severe, ask them if they'll give you at least an injection of the stuff.

Wish I could make you feel better..... And perhaps I can. Check my User Page in a couple of days. Been working on the next installment of The Jade Chronicles.

Bit scared to hug you, and perhaps break you even more. But I'll try.....

*Hugs very gently*

Sep. 4, 2009 | 5:56 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I could try and see my doctor, but I don't know if she'd give me anything stronger than the naproxen i take for period cramps.

To be perfectly honest, I don't know if I trust myself with heavy duty painkillers like morphine. i got an addictive personality, and i know that if I started dabbling in it, I'd start down a very slippery slope.

The pain isn't severe, it's that it's fucking annoying.

*big hug*

Thank you uncle. <3

Sep. 4, 2009 | 6:35 AM CryogenChaos says:

Ah, I feel your pain, dearie.

Got a muddafuggen fever that doesn't wanna quit (which gives me powerful delusions as well as the inability to think coherently; the only way i'm typing this now is at a high off ibuprofen), what will either be wisdom teeth or gum infection popping up making it impossible to chew as well as canker sores, headache, stomachache, and bruises from sparring with friends (apparently they don't believe me when I say "I'm sick don't make me do this").

Life sucks, huh?

Sep. 4, 2009 | 5:57 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

That's always fun, isn't it :/

Canker sores fucking suck. I'm prone to them since I got a habit of biting the inside of my cheeks as well as chewing on the inside of my lip when i'm nervous.

Sep. 4, 2009 | 3:01 PM Malachy says:

you've been ignoring the oil light again, haven't you?

Sep. 4, 2009 | 5:58 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Not into automotive, gone to welding instead. lol mal

hot engines are hot, this i know.

Sep. 4, 2009 | 3:21 PM Sinitech says:

What the hell are you doing to get burned over and over again at school?

Also, I know how you feel. I've taken so many low-grade painkillers like Tylenol and Ibuprofen and all that shit I've grown immune to them.

Also, why is your jaw so shitty? I'd like to make a "Sucking too much cockLOLOLOL" joke, but it's so obvious it wouldn't be funny.

Sep. 4, 2009 | 5:59 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Lots of splatter, lots of "hmm, this doesn't look hot. i left it alone for 20 minutes" and sizzle.

Ibuprofen hasn't really ever worked for me. I don't want to test how much would help since I don't want to fuck my liver up from that.

And my jaw's shitty because I clench my teeth, and the pressure from clenching for so many years fucked my jaw up, and probably getting my mouth hit a few times doesn't help.

Sep. 4, 2009 | 10:54 PM Cericon says:

Have you ever heard of waxing your eyebrows?

Sep. 5, 2009 | 5:07 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Have you heard of stfu

Sep. 5, 2009 | 2:15 AM knightsofthecircle says:

I got tendonitis in June and it sucked very hard, so I feel your pain. Plus, I think I'm starting to get insomnia since school for me is starting soon.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 5:08 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Totally fun to have them both.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 3:05 AM InDuStRiEl says:

Chin up Jade. Things will become much better :)

And if it helps at all, I want you to know that my wife is currently at the hospital.

(she could pop any mintue :D)

Sep. 5, 2009 | 5:08 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I expect lotsa pictures :3

Sep. 5, 2009 | 1:07 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Welding isn't for women.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 5:08 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

pft, stfu slappy

Sep. 5, 2009 | 1:44 PM Monocrom says:

???

Who's been hitting you in the mouth??

That's not right.

Also....
Much <3.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 5:08 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

More like I fall and whack my chin.

fffff, right side hurts. :/

Sep. 5, 2009 | 3:31 PM Sheizenhammer says:

Hug?

Sep. 5, 2009 | 5:08 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Hug!

Sep. 5, 2009 | 4:40 PM evan210 says:

burnt?
...home ec.?

Sep. 5, 2009 | 5:08 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Metal spatters.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 7:23 PM xxxMike says:

Well if theres one thing I learned in my life-time, is that DUCT TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING!

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:39 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

That is true.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 8:56 PM jakenator85 says:

Sounds like someone needs a hug.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:40 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

yayyy

Sep. 5, 2009 | 9:11 PM Sheizenhammer says:

Hug:
d=====(^___^)=====b

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:40 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

^___________^

Sep. 5, 2009 | 9:13 PM MaraquanWocky says:

Poor Jade. <=( Please don't die.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:40 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

why would I die? lol

Sep. 5, 2009 | 9:58 PM Twilight says:

MaraWocky I will strangle you with the two solid lines that make up your actual age if you ever get the balls to PM me again.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 10:05 PM Twilight says:

Oh well that was mean I forgot the obligatory "get well"

get well

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:40 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

rofl

thanks

Sep. 5, 2009 | 11:02 PM Itsbroken2 says:

Looks like yourbroken, hope you feel better Jade.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:40 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

thank you :)

Sep. 6, 2009 | 12:43 AM De-Line says:

how did i get to this userpage? i dunno.
hope you feel better soon. i wish i could weld.
i used to be a barista. and uhmm..
catch ya on the flipside.
and get jiggy with it.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:40 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

parents just don't understand

Sep. 6, 2009 | 2:31 AM Endless-Psychoticism says:

Aw come here Jade. It'll heal.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:40 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Maybe.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 3:09 AM Tateos says:

Poor Jade... I hope you feel better.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:40 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Danke. <3

Sep. 6, 2009 | 4:24 AM Skwurll says:

Keep in good spirits Jade! You're only broken if you admit you are.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 4:52 AM Itsbroken2 says:

The art portal just got fucked up man.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:41 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I know, man

Sep. 6, 2009 | 4:54 AM Kinsei01 says:

aww nothing some duct tape and super glue couldn't fix...... I'm from Kansas, yup :P

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:41 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

lolol

Sep. 6, 2009 | 12:57 PM SeaBoundRhino says:

Aww. There, there.

*pat on back*

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:41 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

AUGHHHH MY BACK

Sep. 6, 2009 | 3:16 PM MissingNYC says:

you know what i've told you what i think :P

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:41 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I know. :P

Sep. 6, 2009 | 7:18 PM GetYiffy says:

Can you feel the schadenfreude?

(No offense Jade)

Sep. 6, 2009 | 7:22 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

WTF happened?

Sep. 6, 2009 | 8:25 PM EJR says:

That sucks. Hope ya get better, Jade.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 8:36 PM I-RULE-OVER-ALL says:

Maybe you're just old...:P

I got the flu so yeah, it sucks

Sep. 7, 2009 | 8:49 PM coolpick says:

wachya do to be broken?

Sep. 7, 2009 | 9:30 PM Twilight says:

She fucked me and I DESTROYED HER

Sep. 7, 2009 | 10:12 PM TehSlapHappy says:

WELDING

W-W-W-WELLL

Sep. 8, 2009 | 8:22 PM coolpick says:

whi is u bwoken? dats baaaaddd

Sep. 8, 2009 | 8:30 PM EmoPinata says:

I highly recommend that you take a hit of some Psycho, tis makes everything alright.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 8:48 PM Tateos says:

I know it's unrelated to your current post, but I just saw Ponyo. It was awesome.
:)
Get well Jade.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 8:55 PM AronKong says:

u r teh h0tz

fap fap fap fap fap

Sep. 8, 2009 | 9:12 PM coreymatt1 says:

Rape it with your cock.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 9:14 PM coreymatt1 says:

I can give you a penicorn totaling to 4 FUCKING penicorns :/

Sep. 8, 2009 | 11:08 PM DevilDog016 says:

And I thought I was having a bad day because I sunburned my back and now I'm shedding skin like a friggin boa.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 11:09 PM SevenSeize says:

but I love you

Sep. 9, 2009 | 2:39 AM Monocrom says:

We all love U.

Sep. 10, 2009 | 10:41 AM fallensoul289 says:

Holy shit you weld? That's pretty badass. What kind? Mig, tig, or stick?

Sep. 11, 2009 | 3:33 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

So you're a crippled moderator?

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