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Entry #168

Week Two

2009-08-06 18:50:35 by JadeTheAssassin
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So it's week two of my welding course. We've moved from doing dinky projects with grinders, hacksaws, and drill presses and moved onto the fun shit.

Fun shit being oxyfuel/oxy-acetylene cutting.

You know what that means?

FIRE! :3 And molten steel.

Much fun. :D No asploding, so I'm still awake and burn-free so far. Got black boogers though due to the smoke that comes off the burning acetylene.

And I'm doing awesome cuts without a lot of excess slag (molten metal) sticking to the bottom of the plate. I'M THAT COOL. :3

eta: I cut out that heart today BY MYSELF AND SHIT AND FIRE AND OOOOOOH PURTY!

Week Two


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ChdongaChdonga

2009-08-06 18:57:11

Tee hee B car ful not 2 saw of ur penus.

JadeTheAssassin responds:

More like gotta make sure I tuck it between my legs so it doesn't get set on fire. D:


ZacharyZachary

2009-08-06 19:08:26

Can you weld a sandwich yet?

JadeTheAssassin responds:

The sandwich would be nothing if I let the torch hit it. It's upwards of 2000 degrees farenheit. @_@


castcast

2009-08-06 19:38:19

Your black boogers worry me, Jade.

JadeTheAssassin responds:

Blame the acetylene being smokey. I rather breathe through my nose than breathe it through my mouth. D:

Oh well, I'm more worried about having my respirator during other types of welding I'll be doing. Doing actual welding instead of cutting will produce more black boogers.


Heretic-AnchoriteHeretic-Anchorite

2009-08-07 01:48:07

you know you got to weld a model of the newgrounds tank now. :P

JadeTheAssassin responds:

Maybe as a final project or something when I'm bored. :P


DevourerJayDevourerJay

2009-08-07 04:12:28

....

JadeTheAssassin responds:

SHIKA SHIKA KABOOM!


MonocromMonocrom

2009-08-07 04:24:43

Look at it this way:

The rest of the mods have black hearts... Now you're a little closer to the goal. :P

JadeTheAssassin responds:

XD rofl


KnightsKnights

2009-08-07 19:10:22

Pretty soon you'll be able to weld bombs together and take over the Canadian government, Miss Prime Minister. ;)

JadeTheAssassin responds:

WOOHOO!


jmalouin7jmalouin7

2009-08-07 20:56:12

look the picture makes it look like you tried 283 times before you got it right :P

JadeTheAssassin responds:

My teacher used my plate as a demo for how to do piercing cuts (doing it in the metal instead of starting at the edge), so he was doing a few circles and a triangle. I did some squares and then I went fffff and did a heart.

And attempted stars. Then gave up and did some bevels and fancier edges. :3


InDuStRiElInDuStRiEl

2009-08-07 20:59:07

Is that heart for mini Jade? lol.

JadeTheAssassin responds:

Sure!


TehSlapHappyTehSlapHappy

2009-08-08 00:23:46

Cut out something NG related.

kthxbai.

JadeTheAssassin responds:

I will if I can feel confident enough to cut out the silhouette of the tank.


MonocromMonocrom

2009-08-08 03:51:12

Here's one I made myself... Just for you.

<3

:)

JadeTheAssassin responds:

<3 :)


SupraAddictSupraAddict

2009-08-08 11:48:59

When you're done the course, what are you going to apply your new mad skillz to?'
Cars, planes, doors, random junk, hobos, or an iron maiden? :l

JadeTheAssassin responds:

One of my customers told me that her work has some welding apprentices and workers, and to give her my resume and shit.

Who knows, might do shipbuilding for all I know. I love cutting, we'll just see if I'm as good at cutting as I am for welding.


SkwurllSkwurll

2009-08-08 21:52:10

When you weld, think of me.

JadeTheAssassin responds:

lol?


YouLostTheGameYouLostTheGame

2009-08-10 18:56:12

Jade, I would go lesbian for you in a second.

JadeTheAssassin responds:

I'm the man in this relationship.


MonocromMonocrom

2009-08-10 22:14:12

You're more manly than most of the n00bs on NG.

JadeTheAssassin responds:

*flexes my muscles*
110% man


jakenator85jakenator85

2009-08-11 23:49:20

jakenator85


jmalouin7jmalouin7

2009-08-12 05:15:10

you should cut out a giant penis.

JadeTheAssassin responds:

no tiem D:


MonocromMonocrom

2009-08-12 13:49:43

Hmm... Ever notice that a heart kinda looks like a vagina?

JadeTheAssassin responds:

not rly


castcast

2009-08-12 20:53:10

Don't go forgettin my owl nao.

JadeTheAssassin responds:

lolwut


ShakyjakeShakyjake

2009-08-12 20:57:45

Bah... welding.

Real men do soldering.

JadeTheAssassin responds:

pft, soldering is for wimps.
Hardcore melt the fucking metal like it's lava is manly.


HighWayHighWay

2009-08-13 12:37:10

You're not fooling anybody, Jade. That cock in your profile pic is WAY to small to be yours. ;3

JadeTheAssassin responds:

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


SeaBoundRhinoSeaBoundRhino

2009-08-13 16:58:18

OMG I HAVE A QUESTION!

What the hell is French welding? There's a place over here that takes pride in the fact that its welding is 'French'. What's the difference? Surely welding is welding? Or am I just ignorant? Here's another question for the hell of it?

Have fun with your welding :3

JadeTheAssassin responds:

Never heard of french welding :/


MonocromMonocrom

2009-08-14 05:48:03

Well, if a girl stands with her legs closed and did a bit of creative shaving near the top of her triangle.... Oh screw it, can I has a hug? I need your manly arms to make me feel safe and happy. :)

JadeTheAssassin responds:

roflcakes

*big hug*


jakenator85jakenator85

2009-08-14 23:44:08

;D
<3


jmalouin7jmalouin7

2009-08-15 00:01:34

YOU SHOULD CUT OUT A APPLE.

JadeTheAssassin responds:

I'm done cutting. D: We do oxyfuel welding now :3


DevourerJayDevourerJay

2009-08-15 01:12:51

the GIF woman... THE GIF


MonocromMonocrom

2009-08-15 03:36:46

You're done cutting???

But there are so many more n00bs on NG who deserve getting stabbed.... So many more.... >:D

BTW, thanks for the big hug! :)

Much <3


MisterUnderstoodMisterUnderstood

2009-08-15 11:40:45

I have.

The GREATEST.

Username ever.


MadiiMonsterrMadiiMonsterr

2009-08-15 15:06:14

>.>
<.<


MisterUnderstoodMisterUnderstood

2009-08-15 16:03:45

LOOK ANOTHER M COMBO