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JadeTheAssassin

Friends :/

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Jul. 21, 2009 @ 5:23 PM EDT

They're conspiring against me.

They want me to cut my hair. They are adamant about it.

I don't want that. I am FURIOUS that they want to.

It would be their birthday present for me--chop off my locks, put makeup on, and drag me to a lounge to "flaunt off my new look", which is, I think, to go pick up guys or some stupid shit.

I don't want to take part in this at all. I LOVE my hair. I've grown it out for 3 and a half years. If I wanted it cut, I would have cut it AGES ago. I don't care if I have split ends--it's my own bloody hair, and it's mine to do what I want with it.

"But it'll look so much better! YOU GOTTA TAKE A FEW INCHES OFF, IT'S ONLY HAIR".

Only hair to you.

One of the few attractive things I find about myself, something I pride myself in doing (I have a problem with keeping things the same when it comes to my hair--I get antsy about dying my hair if it's been more than 6 months since I've had a different colour). I don't see why they have to throw a fucking bitchfit about MY hair.

No wonder I don't like hanging out with them anymore. :/ They forget about my birthday, don't bother making contact with me, hassle me about making a Facebook account, and made me feel bad in high school.

Why fucking bother anymore.

If the barbeque on Sunday is a way of them trying to force me to get my hair cut, I'm severing contact. I'm not joking. It fucking PISSES me off that they've taken up a cause that I don't see as being just.

Just for that, I'm going to hold off on ever cutting my hair to spite them.

:3

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38 Comments

Jul. 21, 2009 | 5:27 PM Lublub194 says:

Haha. I understand that feeling.

=P

Jul. 21, 2009 | 11:43 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

The feeling of putrid anger and resentment?

Jul. 21, 2009 | 5:29 PM Adio says:

My friend are the same way. I fucking love my hair, even though it's so thick and hard to take care of.

Also, HAI JADE.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 11:43 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

HAI ADIO.

Why do our friends suck?

Jul. 21, 2009 | 6:29 PM thelittleemo says:

Well tell em to stop it, you want your hair the way it is. But ban them irl if they keep on bothering you :P

Jul. 21, 2009 | 11:43 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

If by irl ban, you mean threaten with knives and my nails of doom?

then yes

Jul. 21, 2009 | 10:53 PM InDuStRiEl says:

You should put on a wig that reaches to your knees,

That'll really push they're buttons :)

Jul. 21, 2009 | 11:44 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

My hair reaches down to about an inch or two above my ass. :P

Jul. 21, 2009 | 11:21 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

real friends dont manufacture drama over hair

Jul. 21, 2009 | 11:44 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

They do cuz we think they want to "help" poor old hermit me.

Jul. 22, 2009 | 12:33 AM CryogenChaos says:

Pfft, what slutty bitches.

Don't they get that you have no reason to "flaunt your new look"?

Jul. 22, 2009 | 4:34 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

rofl

I was talking to my dad about it, and he was like "well, maybe they're trying to be nice, or they're trying to help me out" and some other reasons that made me go >: (

Jul. 22, 2009 | 1:19 AM knightsofthecircle says:

Fuck fashion and the newest trends, beauty is what you make of it. If you find that having long hair makes you sexy, then beat the shit out of anyone who tells you otherwise.

Jul. 22, 2009 | 4:34 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I don't think I should beat them up. The friend that I glared at and discussed it with knows karate. D:

Jul. 22, 2009 | 3:07 AM Monocrom says:

Aren't these the same flat-chested friends who are horribly jealous of you well-endowed rack??

They're jealous of your hair. They just figure it would be a lot easier to convince you to chop off your hair, instead of your....

They're jealous again! Screw them!

Jul. 22, 2009 | 4:35 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

It could be. >_>

They all have short-ish hair, the longest being about shoulder length.

THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY PENIS.

Jul. 22, 2009 | 5:18 AM Endless-Psychoticism says:

Just say "Fuck you all." That'll get the point across.

Jul. 22, 2009 | 4:35 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I will if they decide to bring out scissors on Sunday.

My mum's been reminding me to put my hair up in a tight bun.

Jul. 22, 2009 | 1:06 PM Monocrom says:

Tell those can't-satisfy-a-man titless wonders to go to Hell! :P

Jul. 22, 2009 | 4:35 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

:3

oh uncle Monocrom. :3

Jul. 22, 2009 | 5:51 PM Twilight says:

Sounds like my friends; Always wanting me to cut my nails.

Meh, cutting contact sounds a little extreme though you are most likely talking out of blind rage (Did you know that anger drops your IQ points?) but my advice would be just to tell them to quit bothering you about it. You don't have to do it nicely, pfft I tell my friends to go choke on dicks all the time, but meh you're a cunt anyway and when they ask you why you're being so mean blame it on your period =D

Jul. 22, 2009 | 6:20 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

No.

You see, they HOUND me about stuff.
"WHY DON'T YOU CUT YOUR HAIR"
"WHY DON'T YOU GET FACEBOOK"
"WHY DON'T YOU COME CLUBBING WITH US"
"WHY DON'T YOU..."

I can tell them a million times why I don't like/don't want to do something, and they'll scowl and give me the third degree about it.

It's enough that I just stopped caring about hanging out the few times I get invited.

I'm too polite to tell them to choke on dicks. XD

Jul. 22, 2009 | 7:23 PM Twilight says:

Tell them to do it anyway.

THE PROBLEM IS YOU'RE TOO POLITE.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 1:03 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I KNOW, MAN. :(

Jul. 22, 2009 | 8:21 PM MissingNYC says:

hair down to your ass... sexy :3

Jul. 23, 2009 | 1:03 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

just wait till it hits my knees! :D

Jul. 22, 2009 | 10:24 PM Excursius says:

grab their cocks, that'll solve all the problems.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 1:03 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

They don't have any D:

Jul. 23, 2009 | 12:46 AM blanblan says:

They probably think they're being funny and that you are tight enough with them that you'll get each other without being offended.

I say you do cut them out.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 1:04 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

No, they're completely serious.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 1:55 AM noodle144 says:

Simple cut their hair. see how they like it. (bald or mowhawk for exra lulz)

Jul. 23, 2009 | 2:00 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I have a limit, you know. :P

Jul. 23, 2009 | 2:51 AM Monocrom says:

You're too nice sometimes, Sweetie.

Wasn't Paul supposed to teach you how to be mean-spirited and hate-filled??

I guess he'd have an easier time teaching a puppy to be mean-spirited and hate-filled.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 8:56 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Probably.

XD

Jul. 23, 2009 | 2:56 AM danicos says:

Listen to your heart...Follow it!

Jul. 23, 2009 | 8:57 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Time to cut friends' hair brb

Jul. 23, 2009 | 4:16 AM jakenator85 says:

What if you did cut your hair? I really need to cut mine, I hate swinging my head around just to get it out of the way.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 8:57 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I don't WANT to cut it.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 5:03 PM SupraAddict says:

cool story, bro.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 8:57 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

no one cares

Jul. 23, 2009 | 6:57 PM psychicpebble says:

Please put your penis in me. :3

Jul. 23, 2009 | 8:57 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

ok...

Jul. 23, 2009 | 7:30 PM Sinitech says:

Fascinating.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 8:57 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I know.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 7:38 PM Jehosapha says:

mozz

Jul. 23, 2009 | 8:53 PM TheSporkLord says:

shit. my friends always want me to cut my hair. they all say i look like a hippy or a girl :( . but i dont cut it just to piss them off :D

Jul. 23, 2009 | 8:57 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

:D exactly

Jul. 23, 2009 | 8:55 PM Itsbroken2 says:

So lemme guess... You not having a good day today or what?

Jul. 23, 2009 | 8:57 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Meh.

Jul. 24, 2009 | 3:53 AM jmalouin7 says:

Shave your head. Collect all the hair, then wear it as a wig.

Jul. 25, 2009 | 12:10 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

But I don't WANT to shave my head.

I considered buying a wig, though. :3

Jul. 24, 2009 | 3:15 PM FBIpolux says:

I was pissed off when my boss told me to cut my hair. They were really freaking long, longest I've ever had. All the old ladies called me "miss" which pissed me off.

But when I finally cut my hair (2 months after my boss told me to), all the girls said it was way better cut shorter.

Oh well... : /

Jul. 25, 2009 | 12:10 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Oh well, indeed!

Jul. 24, 2009 | 5:08 PM SevenSeize says:

Jade, I love you no matter how you keep your hair.

Jul. 25, 2009 | 12:10 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Loveee youuuuuuuuuu, Seven <3

Jul. 24, 2009 | 7:01 PM HighWayStar365 says:

Pig's blood often makes for hilarious moments :3
: you can thank me later.

Jul. 25, 2009 | 12:10 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I'm not going to douse them in pig's blood.

Jul. 24, 2009 | 8:41 PM TehSlapHappy says:

No.

Keep your hair.

Or shave it bald to freak them out. Your call.

Jul. 25, 2009 | 12:10 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Keep it, I don't want to know how I look bald. D:

Jul. 25, 2009 | 12:21 AM cast says:

I am so fucking bored right now.

Also Hay <3

Jul. 25, 2009 | 12:23 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

You in zee Stickam?

and HAI THUR <3

Jul. 25, 2009 | 2:05 AM HighWayStar365 says:

If they where your friends, they would accept you for who you are. You should enjoy you hair while you still have it. Only have it cut when it becomes to much of a hassle to maintain.

Jul. 25, 2009 | 7:05 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Planning on it.

Jul. 25, 2009 | 3:10 AM jmalouin7 says:

Buy Hair extensions lololol

Jul. 25, 2009 | 7:05 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

BWAHAHAHAHA

that'd be epic

Jul. 25, 2009 | 4:12 AM Monocrom says:

Yeah, forget the pigs blood.

Just turn the hose on them the next time they bug you about your hair. And if that doesn't work, you could just beat them with the garden hose, instead.

Jul. 25, 2009 | 7:06 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I guarantee at the bbq I'm going to tomorrow, that it'll be brought up.

Jul. 25, 2009 | 1:30 PM Twilight says:

WHO NEEDS IRL FRIENDS WHEN YOU HAVE US AND ME

Jul. 25, 2009 | 7:06 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

INORITE :3

Jul. 25, 2009 | 8:25 PM MudkipsPiano says:

Simply kill them.

Jul. 25, 2009 | 9:46 PM Shikamarana says:

Happy 16000

Also, fuck your friends, Long hair is better. I want hair that goes to my buttocks.

Jul. 26, 2009 | 12:08 AM Sectus says:

Tell them to shove it, it's your hair, you cut it if you want to.

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