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JadeTheAssassin

New Things! :3

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Jun. 23, 2009 @ 12:24 AM EDT

So yeah, new things have happened!

I got into the welding course I applied for, and was waitlisted for. I start late late July, and if you hear about a polytech in BC exploding, you'll know it was me. :D

Due to said course, I'll have to cut my hours down to weekends at work. Less money, but meh. :) It'll eventually be easier to ease out of that job, anyways.

I'm starting up on Undergrads again--fucking awesome show, all should watch. >:(

Starting up on Batman graphic novels--fucking awesome, all should read. >:(

I really hate my cellphone, and I really hate my provider. I'd switch, but that would mean I'd have to sacrifice doing other things, so I'll keep my phone for now. And I'll continue cursing it for being failface.

My life otherwise is boring.

woohoo

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32 Comments

Jun. 23, 2009 | 12:40 AM Skwurll says:

It's okay jade... You'll pull through

Jun. 23, 2009 | 2:10 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

lolok?


Jun. 23, 2009 | 1:27 AM I-RULE-OVER-ALL says:

sorry, but I don't trust you with fire, and welding torches 0_0

Jun. 23, 2009 | 2:10 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I've done welding before, and I didn't manage to blow things up. :)


Jun. 23, 2009 | 2:07 AM Monocrom says:

Have you seen the trailers for the new Batman game on youtube?

I think they finally got it right. :)

Jun. 23, 2009 | 2:10 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Arkham Asylum?

I creamed my panties. :D


Jun. 23, 2009 | 4:34 AM HighWayStar365 says:

horray for boringness and welding :D


Jun. 23, 2009 | 6:12 AM BrahmaasRevenge says:

I never heard of undergrads - is it like greek? I like greek.

Jun. 23, 2009 | 6:26 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Undergrads is a MTV cartoon series.


Jun. 23, 2009 | 7:46 AM XxdeathpriestxX says:

Why don't you look at me when we're in the sac?

also, alltel is not that bad of a phone provider, might wanna check that out. ;D


Jun. 23, 2009 | 1:02 PM Twilight says:

k.

Error - Your comment was too short. Please add more and try again

k.


Jun. 23, 2009 | 5:00 PM MissingNYC says:

dont forget that you suck at in utero XD

Jun. 23, 2009 | 5:01 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I'm better than youuuuuuuuuuu :D


Jun. 23, 2009 | 5:09 PM Sinitech says:

I guess everyone has to take a break some time.

Who's going to take your place, fighting off airplanes on top of the Empire State Building?

Jun. 23, 2009 | 5:10 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I'll alert Spencer Pratt that he needs to take my place for a bit.

That, or Michael Moore.


Jun. 23, 2009 | 5:11 PM flashwarrior says:

Sinitech! king kong dies at the end of the movie!


Jun. 23, 2009 | 11:12 PM remurmur says:

Which Batman graphic novels are you reading?

Jun. 23, 2009 | 11:15 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I just finished reading The Dark Knight Returns.

I finished Hush last night, and I'm thinking I'll move onto Killing Joke if I can't locate Batman Year One.


Jun. 24, 2009 | 12:50 AM Brass says:

You should use your blowtorch to make penis art

Jun. 24, 2009 | 5:11 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I should.


Jun. 24, 2009 | 1:36 AM ShitOnMyShoes says:

GET CRICKET PHONE SERVICE; DO IT.

k?

k

Jun. 24, 2009 | 5:11 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I dunno if they have service up here in Canadialand.


Jun. 24, 2009 | 5:15 AM Monocrom says:

Yeah, get Michael Moore to take your place!

*Pulls out rocket-launcher*

That fat bastard is going to pay for insulting Gulf veterans in his crappy propaganda films. >:(

BTW, you should soooo totally dress up as Harley Quinn for Halloween this year.

Jun. 24, 2009 | 5:12 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

that would be epic, except I'll be at a wedding on Halloween, so I dunno if we're dressing up for it or not. :3


Jun. 24, 2009 | 12:27 PM maddskill says:

Your only 13?
Lmfao. I'm older then you?
...
Seriously?

Jun. 24, 2009 | 5:12 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

hahahahahahaha
heheheheheehe
hohohohohoho


Jun. 24, 2009 | 5:05 PM rithel says:

Jaedtehassassin.

Just stopped by to SPELL YOUR NAME WRONG.

oh , and enjoy your time with the electric arc.

I like burning things.

Jun. 24, 2009 | 5:13 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

GOD WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME ANGRY?

And I will. :D


Jun. 24, 2009 | 5:21 PM jakenator85 says:

:D
Jadetheassassin's online!

Jun. 24, 2009 | 6:45 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Yup.


Jun. 24, 2009 | 5:57 PM Jon4life says:

Your like sucks. But that's not necessarily a bad thing.


Jun. 24, 2009 | 6:41 PM Twilight says:

"I'm starting up on Undergrads again--fucking awesome show, all should watch. >:("
What is that

"Starting up on Batman graphic novels--fucking awesome, all should read. >:("
No/buy me some

"My life otherwise is boring."
None of this stuff is interesting at all.

Jun. 24, 2009 | 6:45 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Undergrads=show about these four friends in college.
Not buying you graphic novels.

ur banned lol


Jun. 24, 2009 | 7:13 PM MattTheParanoidKat says:

Bitch I will hit you with my penis if you don't get a new phone/service provider. >:(

Undergrads is awesome, especially Gimpy. Batman Graphic novels are even more awesome... aside from the goofiness that is Frank Miller's All Star Batman and Robin.

And after the welding course apply for MYTHBUSTERS to bust the myth of the Holocaust... yes I am repeating shit I said to you on MSN just now, but all the people here need to know :D

Jun. 24, 2009 | 8:23 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I can't afford to right now. :(

and fuck yes. :D


Jun. 24, 2009 | 8:16 PM jmalouin7 says:

Gimpy is the best undergrad ever

Jun. 24, 2009 | 8:23 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I'm partial to Cal.

Hey guy! *slurp*


Jun. 24, 2009 | 8:21 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Can I move in with you? Canada seems cool.

Jun. 24, 2009 | 8:23 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Why? :/


Jun. 24, 2009 | 8:45 PM MissingNYC says:

i better get dibs before slappy

Jun. 25, 2009 | 5:40 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

roflcaiks


Jun. 25, 2009 | 5:40 AM Monocrom says:

Oooo.... Tell us more about the wedding on Halloween.

Are you the Bride, one of the Bride's maids, Maid of Honor, Flower girl? ;)

Jun. 25, 2009 | 5:40 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I think I'm an usher. It's for my very very close cousin--we buddies and such. :3


Jun. 25, 2009 | 8:53 AM Crumption says:

What the hell happened here? My computer refuses to even try and load the comments on this page

Jun. 25, 2009 | 5:41 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I dunno. :/

Someone spammed my page and got the comments up to 2,899.


Jun. 25, 2009 | 5:50 PM SupraAddict says:

This is a comment.


Jun. 25, 2009 | 8:21 PM thelittleemo says:

I've alwasy wanted to do a welding class, but I always figured that I would end up hurting someone since I seem to not pay attention to things that well :/

I've never heard of undergrads in my life. Sounds like a dirtier version of 6teen...god how the fuck do I know that show?

I've only read one graphic novel. watchmen. So I guess I'll have something to do now.


Jun. 25, 2009 | 8:22 PM Twilight says:

"Someone spammed my page and got the comments up to 2,899."

Win.


Jun. 25, 2009 | 8:55 PM Crumption says:

Bahahahaha


Jun. 25, 2009 | 9:27 PM platypuspwn says:

penis


Jun. 25, 2009 | 9:36 PM Twilight says:

When you blow out your candles, wish for Michael Jackson.


Jun. 26, 2009 | 2:06 PM Monocrom says:

Michael Jackson??

What's she gonna do with a dead pedo?

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