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JadeTheAssassin

Age/Gender: 20, Female
Location: BC, Canadia
Job: Barista/Mod

Batgirl and Catwoman together in the throes of ecstacy. Mrow, all that PVC and masks, zomg. A bondage lover's dream.

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JadeTheAssassin

Man

Posted by JadeTheAssassin May. 14, 2008 @ 2:35 AM EDT

I just feel sexy tonight.

My hair looks awesome (I'm going to dye the roots sometime this week, I bought the dye tonight), I look awesome in this green sweater o'mine, and the fact that my bra plus my sweater = omgsexy.

I dunno, I just feel good. It may be the wine and the chocolate pudding I've consumed, but I've never felt better like this in a while. :)

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May. 14, 2008 | 3:22 AM DragonsGrief says:

UNCENSOR NAO

May. 14, 2008 | 3:29 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

lolno.

All that's under it is bra and cleavage.

:P

May. 14, 2008 | 3:24 AM Monocrom says:

Aww.... Drunken Jade. :)

Should I tell Fyndir to expect a phone call from you, again? ;)

Much <3

May. 14, 2008 | 3:30 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Nooo, I've been told i can't call unless it's a) reasonable hours, and b) that he knows I'm going to call him.

I'll probably mope in the darkness tonight, me and my friend....

I won't go further, because the rest of it is kind of romance-novel-like, and NC-17.

May. 14, 2008 | 3:49 AM SardonicSamurai says:

Your censorship cannot and will not censor my imagination.

May. 14, 2008 | 3:26 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Awcrap. :(

May. 14, 2008 | 6:05 AM Daniel-M says:

you're holding your wine glass wrong... :P

May. 14, 2008 | 3:27 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Shut up, it was near the bottom of the glass, and I didn't want my hand obsuring the shot.

GOD.

May. 14, 2008 | 3:29 PM Eli216AkAMcdoAddict says:

Nice to hear you're feeling good...probably because you were having a rough time before...gah I wish I could do the same...It's summer in the Philippines and it sucks so bad because I got a Summer Semester...I need a drink

May. 14, 2008 | 4:13 PM Black-Ops says:

Uh...hmm. :s

What are those red books about? :o

May. 14, 2008 | 4:20 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Popular Mechanics.

May. 14, 2008 | 5:18 PM spamup99 says:

What you be drinking?

May. 14, 2008 | 8:22 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Yellow Tail bubbles.

May. 14, 2008 | 9:54 PM Infinite-one says:

If I comment, do you promise to respond to it?

May. 14, 2008 | 11:34 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I may.
I may not.

May. 14, 2008 | 10:30 PM elliez3 says:

u suk and r an ugly fat whore

May. 14, 2008 | 11:36 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Suck my cock you greasy fat cuntface.
Go lick my rancid asshole you excuse of a carbon-based being.
Go get cut in a million places and go get shat/cum on by a million AIDS sufferers who just happen to have explosive diarrhea.

May. 15, 2008 | 12:10 AM Infinite-one says:

I'm getting the feeling that I'm not welcome here.

May. 15, 2008 | 7:37 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

That's for me to know and for you to find out.

:D

May. 15, 2008 | 2:42 AM Monocrom says:

I guess it's too late for a new drunken podcast.

May. 15, 2008 | 7:37 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Just a tad late. ;)

May. 15, 2008 | 11:43 AM EyeLovePoozy says:

What a gyp... =(

Also, nice sweater.

May. 15, 2008 | 3:38 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

rofl.

And thank you. It's super nice.

May. 15, 2008 | 1:12 PM Monocrom says:

Oh darn it..... Oh well..... next time! :D

Much <3

May. 15, 2008 | 3:38 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Next time indeed.

<3

May. 15, 2008 | 8:57 PM CryogenChaos says:

AW NO BOOBS-

Er, I mean, I say.

That seems to be a glass of liquid you are consuming there! Perhaps once you are done with that, I can offer you a glass of port.

And I can drink a glass of starboard! Hahaha!

I'm deliciously mad, you see.

May. 15, 2008 | 9:35 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Hwof hwof hwof.

Your humour is above pedestrian!

May. 15, 2008 | 9:10 PM Zergzealot says:

The censorship is quite disturbing.

May. 15, 2008 | 9:35 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Howso?

May. 15, 2008 | 9:38 PM Evark says:

You shouldn't need wine to feel sexy, darlin'.

And I mean that in the most platonic of ways.

May. 15, 2008 | 9:49 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

It's all in the hair.

And the sweater.

And the bra.

And only a bit of the wine.

Darlin'.

May. 15, 2008 | 9:41 PM Goonie says:

pancakes?

May. 15, 2008 | 9:49 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

Only maple syrup.

May. 15, 2008 | 9:42 PM I-RULE-OVER-ALL says:

NO CLEAVAGE

:(

May. 15, 2008 | 9:49 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

OOPS TOO BAD.

May. 15, 2008 | 10:10 PM MudkipsPiano says:

I always take a picture when I'm feeling like that... isn't that just the best feeling?

May. 16, 2008 | 2:55 PM Mendou says:

HAHA, Jade showed me the uncensored version.

May. 16, 2008 | 4:30 PM JadeTheAssassin responds:

>:(

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