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JadeTheAssassin
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Posted by JadeTheAssassin - January 26th, 2009


And my god, it was agony.

Absolute.
Agony.

Never again.


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - January 11th, 2009


fill up mah belly and go night night until it's spring.

*curls up and sleeps*


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - January 7th, 2009


I'm back.

Dad's nice.

I must be good housewife and keep the room clean or else.

:3

I GOT DAY OFF TOMORROW GOING SHOPPING WIF MY MUMMY YAYYYYYYYYYY


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - January 7th, 2009


Jade's been a bad girl and didn't do what her dad told her to do (MISUNDERSTANDINGGGGG) so I won't be able to ban people for probably a few days.

Back hopefully soon, because my mum unfairly got banned as well, so I'll be busy cleaning and grumbling the entire time. :P

If not able to be back on tonight, I'll be wallowing in my sorrow by trying to finish up my Rock Band 2 setlists (I got that nice 84 songs in a row thing to try and do as well as a few more songs and one last challenge).

WOOHOO!

Wish me to be back soon, I can't stand not being on the computer. :(

<3


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - January 3rd, 2009


I got asked today by a customer if I owned the cafe I work at.

After saying no, I asked him why he thought that.

His response?

"Because you're always here."

:(

I've been told that so much in the past year--it's kind of scary when you get asked if you EVER leave.

I do, honest. :(

Edit: I GOT ASKED AGAIN, WTF?

and also, boss is not keeping the newer, later hours, so shittttttttttt. :(


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - December 31st, 2008


Paint Essentials is being a giant dickbutt, so I've resorted to Flash to satisfy some of my drawing urges.

so old man who was originally going to be a wizard, but turned out to be sickly old man with horrible gif quality.

edit: i wish i had my guinea pig back. :(

I like drawing on Flash now


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - December 30th, 2008


I can actually sleep in till 6 AM during the week when I'm working--boss decided to give up opening at 6 and pushed it to 7:30 opening time.

YAYYYYYYYY. I can, you know, see my parents in the morning and have a cup of coffee before heading off. awe.

some.

HOORAY FOR BOSS!

and rockband two is like omgomg awesome, I keep getting distracted by the backgrounds!


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - December 25th, 2008


Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and a wonderful New Year for all of you guys.

Take it easy, take lots of care, and enjoy yourselves.

<3

Yuletide Greetings


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - December 23rd, 2008


omg, I haven't had a fucking feast like that in FOREVER. soooooo good.

lots of korean vodka, which tasted a bit like sake, but my boss and one of my coworkers kept filling my glass (I wasn't the only one, boss kept topping up his, as well as his cousin and my buddy), so we were all like "WOOOOO", kinda.

all in all, apparently we're going to do it as a once-a-month thing with different Korean restaurants, so that should be bitchin'.

And he was so thankful, and so jokey. lolol.

haha to my guy buddy--he's 17, and was the only one drinking coke. lolololol. We laughed at him for it.

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Posted by JadeTheAssassin - December 18th, 2008


The catch is that it only heats up around its circumference...

...

of a foot or so.

So I'm still fucking freezing and layering up and looking ridiculous in my coat.

THANKS, BOSS.

and now I've been officially told of the staff "christmas (?!) party" dinner thing, which is on Monday. We're all meeting up at the cafe, and getting a ride down to a Korean restaurant for numnums.

I haven't the faintest idea if the boss is paying, or we're paying for our own.

Oh well, fuck, a dinner out is a dinner out.