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JadeTheAssassin

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Upyourarse, BC
Job: Missing's Lovemaker

Squirt squirt, drip drip, *choking noises*.

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I am back.

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Nov. 27, 2008 @ 1:01 AM EST

Computer's up and running, so Internet's back up, no real MSN yet, so I'm stuck on shitty Windows Messenger (note the lack of "Live" in that, so it's shit, believe me, and I still don't have admin powers >:( ), no tablet (I had a hilarious incident that happened that is begging to be drawn), no webcam, and apparently the sound card needs to be worked on a bit.

*sigh*

Stuff will get back to normal--I hope.

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Computer is terminal (lol)

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Nov. 23, 2008 @ 4:08 PM EST

Yeah, this computer, the one that I've used before I graduated (3 years ago, haha), hell, even, I think, when I started high school (8 years ago, HUZZUH), is kinda dying.

A nice "BACK UP YOUR HARD DRIVE IMMEDIATELY, FAILURE MAY BE IMMINENT" message came up on Thursday night for my brother (THANKS A LOT, DUDE), so I've been, basically, without a computer since Friday morning, my rage couldn't handle it and I rammed my spicy boner through the casing and let my steaming hot jizz give my computer a bit more hope in a bleak future for it.

So yeah, my dad's getting a new computer sometime this week for us, so we'll see how shit goes.

I hope you guys don't miss me too much, I'll have shitloads of modding to do once I get back. ;)

Update: New computer's coming today--this computer's is kissing ass and not giving a warning when it starts up.

SOMEONE DOESN'T WANT TO BE REPLACED.
..

Maybe I can get my dad to give me this computer, and I'll rummage around for a cheap monitor and keyboard and I'll use it for art/writing/games/general boredom.

woohoo.

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Back to brunette

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Nov. 17, 2008 @ 7:52 PM EST

woopee. :D

New picture now that my hair's dry and I don't LOOK SO EMO, FINE, KNIGHTSOFTHECIRCLE.

IS IT BETTER?

HMMMMMMMM?

Need a song in here:

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New Guitar Hero

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Nov. 15, 2008 @ 8:05 PM EST

Yeah, I bought it on Tuesday, unlocked all the songs, and beat Hard (like, finished Satch Boogie today). I feel AWESOME. :D:D

Now to go onto expert and really finger those notes.

As well, got this pleasant surprise yesterday (THANKS BOB/TOM/CRYOGEN!) <3.

New official mod shirt:

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Best promo ever

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Nov. 13, 2008 @ 11:57 PM EST

.

Sean O'Haire speaks the truth on religion, drugs, taxes, adultery, and indulgence.

He's awesome.

I wish he did more.

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You may not notice

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Nov. 9, 2008 @ 10:26 PM EST

but I'm going to be using Klingon from now on until I totally forget.

But for now, Hab SoSlI' Quch!

Burn on you! :D

I'm a dirty, dirty Trekkie.

Video unrelated, but it's still fucking awesome.

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Updated: 11/09/08 11:32 PM 12 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Horse Chiropractor

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Nov. 8, 2008 @ 12:41 AM EST

HOW THE HELL CAN A HORSE HAVE A FUCKING CHIROPRACTOR AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE?

I bet the fucking horse gets a fucking discount, while I'd pay $30/hr for that shit.

Fuck that.

And why did I have that disturbing dream about Al Franken and that horse? :(

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Forecast

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Nov. 5, 2008 @ 12:28 AM EST

Thursday and Friday look to be horrifically raining, which is awesome because I know I'll get some sexcellent sleep. :D Yay for days off.

And I did an actual painting of a mermaid, I'll try and get my dad to scan it at some point.

Also getting more frustrated with work--my boss left the cordless phone outside overnight in the rain and I freaked out and I might have cried because my mum came in wondering why I didn't do my morning call to make sure I got up to work ok. Among other things...

Anyways, HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!

I'm feeling ok today.

Edit: Except for the fact that I started bawling watching the end of an episode of Doctor Who. bawwwwww. MUST NOT CRY AGAIN.

Edit Part Deux: I OVERSLEPT AND WAS LATE! Oops! Two extra hours of sleep was awesome, although the heart-pounding OHSHIT I HOPE MY BOSS ISN'T COMING IN EARLY and ohshitneedtogeteverythingready scariness passed. :D

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I don't WANT to wait

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Nov. 2, 2008 @ 10:08 PM EST

but i have to.

3 more days, then I get two off.
3 more days, then I get two off.
3 more days, then I get two off.

7 1/2 hour shift, then you get home.
7 1/2 hour shift, then you get home.
7 1/2 hour shift, then you get home.

4 hour sleep.
4 hour sleep.
4 hour sleep.

Slowly losing my mind.
Slowly losing my mind.
Slowly losing my mind.

Stressed out.
Stressed out.
Stressed out.

And time to forget.

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Sailor Moon Says...

Posted by JadeTheAssassin Oct. 31, 2008 @ 9:53 PM EDT

Happy Halloween. :)

<3 Tsukino Usagi ^-^

I would have posted a picture of me in my costume, but I never got around to it, and by the time I got home from work (where I spent 4 hours straight in my 4 inch platform boots (yeah, I'm fucking hardcore)), I was chilled, wet, and just wanting to get into pjs.

And uh, I'm too lazy to get out of my hairdo JUST yet. ;)

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